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Disc Golf Related => Pickup Games => Topic started by: PatriotUSSR on May 16, 2005, 03:04:24 AM

Title: ÂÎÉÍÀ ÊÍÄÐ È ÑØÀ!!!
Post by: PatriotUSSR on May 16, 2005, 03:04:24 AM
Íàðîä!!! Íåóæåëè âû íå âèäèòå?! Îòêðîéòå ãëàçà!!!
Àìåðèêàíöû ñîâñåì çàæðàëèñü è îáíàãëåëè!!! Îáâèíÿþò íè â ÷¸ì íåïîâèííóþ ñòðàíó ÊÍÄÐ â òîì, â ÷¸ì ñàìà Àìåðèêà è âèíîâàòà!!!
Âîò-âîò ðàçðàçèòñÿ ÿäåðíàÿ âîéíà! Ðîññèÿ íå æàëååò ÿäåðíûõ òåõíîëîãèé è ìàòåðèàëîâ äëÿ ÊÍÄÐ, è ÏÐÀÂÈËÜÍÎ äåëàåò!
ÏÓÑÒÜ ÀÌÅÐÈÊÀÍÖÛ ÏÎ×ÓÂÑÒÂÓÞ ÇÀÏÀÕ ßÄÅÐÍÎÃÎ ÓÄÀÐÀ!
Ìèðîâûå íîâîñòè óæå ïèøóò î ïàíèêå ïî âñåì øòàòàì, à êàê ñàìè ßïîíèþ áîìáèëè - òàì èì íàïëåâàòü áûëî íà ìèëëèîíû ëþäåé, êîòîðûõ îíè ïðèíèìàëè çà ïîäîïûòíûõ ìûøåê?!
À ñåãîäíÿ êðóïíåéøèå Ðîññèéñêèå íîâîñòíûå ñàéòû ñîîáùèëè î ïåðâûõ ÿäåðíûõ èñïûòàíèÿõ ÿäåðíîãî îðóæèÿ ñâåðõäàëüíåãî äåéñòâèÿ, êîòîðûå ÓÑÏÅØÍÎ ïðîøëè â ÊÍÄÐ!

ÓÐÀ! ÓÐÀ! ÓÐÀ!

P.S. Âñå - ïî áóíêåðàì, è æèâåå. Íèêòî, íèêîãäà âàñ íå áóäåò ïðåäóïðåæäàòü î ÿäåðíîì óäàðå. Òàêèå çàïóñêè ÂÑÅÃÄÀ ïðîèçâîäÿòñÿ â ñòðîæàéøåì ñåêðåòå è, êàê ïðàâèëî, íà íåñêîëüêî ñóòîê ðàíüøå çàïëàíèðîâàííîãî ñðîêà - ýôôåêò àáñîëþòíîé íåîæèäàííîñòè.

Title: ÂÎÉÍÀ ÊÍÄÐ È ÑØÀ!!!
Post by: DougEDawg on May 16, 2005, 06:01:30 AM
I agree with everything except the parts about the midget and the donkey.....I tried that once in college, but technically I can write that off since it was during my "experimental stage".
Title: ÂÎÉÍÀ ÊÍÄÐ È ÑØÀ!!!
Post by: Dan Michler on May 16, 2005, 06:20:30 AM
:lol:  
Title: ÂÎÉÍÀ ÊÍÄÐ È ÑØÀ!!!
Post by: Chainmeister on May 16, 2005, 07:13:11 AM
I didn't know that champion plastic was so hard to obtain in Petrograd.  There is a part of me that thinks sending used Rocs to them is a nice thing, but the plea for a new pair of Levis sounds like a scam.