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Off Topic => Shoot the Breeze! => Topic started by: CEValkyrie on October 20, 2008, 08:37:54 PM

Title: Golf Story
Post by: CEValkyrie on October 20, 2008, 08:37:54 PM
I heard this from a friend today.

The IHSA Girls State Golf Tournament was held this past weekend way down south in Wakanda, IL. Wakanda is near Carbondale, IL. Note the location

2 girls tie after regulation. They go to a sudden death playoff. Hole #1 is a par 5.

The girl from Deefield sticks her 4th shot 4 feet from the pin. The girl from Conant is 35 feet away putting for her 5. She knocks down this clutch putt to par the hole. The girl from Deerfield is over her ball going thru her routine. A cell phone goes off. She stands over her ball for a long time and never backs away. She was there for quite some time frozen. She hits the ball and it lips out. She turns around and sees the person on the phone. It was her dad. DOH! She goes crazy and starts yelling at him. He starts yelling at her and all hell breaks loose. This goes on for a bit and she yells at him I am not riding home with you, i'm taking the bus, and storms off. I guess the crowd was speechless.

Now that is some funny stuff.
Title: Re: Golf Story
Post by: Arok on October 20, 2008, 09:05:01 PM
That = awesome!

Title: Re: Golf Story
Post by: airspuds on October 21, 2008, 06:26:57 AM
most of the golf courses i grew up playing were next to railroad tracks

evergreen, ridge cc, and the meadows of Blue island

i played tons of rounds with freight trains motoring bye

just do it !

Title: Re: Golf Story
Post by: El Mexicano on October 21, 2008, 07:47:56 AM
Agreed! Almost as bad as someone missing a 10ft putt on Sunday and being told he missed because I blinked! :huh:
Title: Re: Golf Story
Post by: CJI on October 23, 2008, 08:09:01 AM
I never let outside things change what I was doing standing over hte ball in tournaments..made life as a golfer a whole heck of a lot easier to get through.
Title: Re: Golf Story
Post by: Jon Brakel on October 23, 2008, 09:04:26 AM
If at any time after I set my plant foot for my putt a "miss" thought enters my head, I'll stop setting up, step off from my plant foot, literally shake it off (like shake my arms and hands) and then start my process over. This only takes a second or two and doesn't happen very often but I think if you just stand there looking at the basket, the bad thoughts are going to start creeping in. I usually have a "miss" thought if something breaks my concentration connection from the basket.
Title: Re: Golf Story
Post by: Mukey on October 23, 2008, 12:14:40 PM
Quote from: El Mexicano on October 21, 2008, 07:47:56 AM
Agreed! Almost as bad as someone missing a 10ft putt on Sunday and being told he missed because I blinked! :huh:

lol, that's outta control

Knowing that you're a courteous golfer, I assume you weren't in his field of vision either, you must blink loudly   8)
Title: Re: Golf Story
Post by: pickax on October 23, 2008, 12:17:26 PM
You must not realize that a disc will fall out of the basket if you don't stare it down.
Title: Re: Golf Story
Post by: Jon Brakel on October 23, 2008, 12:49:13 PM
Quote from: Mukey on October 23, 2008, 12:14:40 PM
Quote from: El Mexicano on October 21, 2008, 07:47:56 AM
Agreed! Almost as bad as someone missing a 10ft putt on Sunday and being told he missed because I blinked! :huh:

lol, that's outta control

Knowing that you're a courteous golfer, I assume you weren't in his field of vision either, you must blink loudly   8)

Were you wearing an orange shirt? Oh, wait...that rule is only for Damon and I.