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Off Topic => Shoot the Breeze! => Topic started by: The Bogey Man on December 17, 2010, 02:29:39 PM

Title: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: The Bogey Man on December 17, 2010, 02:29:39 PM
 All you do is post nonsense, no point.

There is no topic, so dont stick to one, talk to people if you would like, but just keep it going by posting nonsense.

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Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: The Bogey Man on December 17, 2010, 02:30:14 PM
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Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: The Bogey Man on December 23, 2010, 08:24:24 AM
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Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: The Bogey Man on December 30, 2010, 06:46:29 AM
Werewolf Water Hazard...

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Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: Bruce Brakel on December 30, 2010, 01:52:31 PM
Took me a long time to see the werewolf
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: The Bogey Man on January 03, 2011, 08:15:04 AM
Took me awhile as well.
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: DiscGolfSchodt on January 09, 2011, 07:34:26 PM
Oh, I finally see it.
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: The Bogey Man on January 12, 2011, 06:01:02 AM
BANG DA CHAINS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnxoEwv1fRc
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: KenGmoney1 on January 12, 2011, 04:03:28 PM
Not as good as the video above.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ILDI-4eA7U&feature=related
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: jasonc on January 13, 2011, 06:31:39 AM
Quote from: KenGmoney1 on January 12, 2011, 04:03:28 PM
Not as good as the video above.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ILDI-4eA7U&feature=related

Not quite, but still good for a few laughs!
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: pdga#7648 on January 25, 2011, 02:01:07 PM
here, this will bring alot more laughs!!
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: The Bogey Man on March 24, 2011, 09:04:31 AM
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Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: smyith on March 24, 2011, 11:06:20 AM
^^^ who is that?
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: The Bogey Man on March 24, 2011, 01:18:02 PM
Katy Perry
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: jasonc on March 30, 2011, 12:34:20 PM
Awesome 2 minute clip of a great 80's B-movie... O0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd_X-C5g29o&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd_X-C5g29o&feature=related)
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: Jon Brakel on May 25, 2011, 08:01:45 AM
Indianapolis metropolitan police department

for public release



case report: 07-0104431

incident: 584 public intoxication



involvement: Subpoena officer #1
location: E 62nd st/n college av
occurred: 07/08/2007 03:26 to 07/08/2007 04:00
arrests: 1
person: 1
person involvement: Arr arrested
person name: Mcgrath,james a
race: W white
sex: M male
date of birth: ************
age: 25
address: *************
city, state, zip: Indianapolis in
home phone: ************
date of arrest: 07/08/2007
arrest location: E 62nd st/n college av, indianapolis
charge: 07.1-0005-0001-0003 public intoxication/mb




narrative: On 07/08/07, at approximately 0326 hours, i was traveling northbound in the 6100 block of n. College ave. In my fully marked impd police vehicle and in full uniform. I had my windows rolled down. I heard a male voice calling for a pig, he was saying 'suey! Piggy! Piggy!' i looked over and observed three white males and a white female walking southbound on the east side of n. College ave. One of the white males wearing blue jeans and a light colored buttoned up shirt looked directly at me with red glassy bloodshot eyes and said, 'suey piggy, piggy.' i was concerned that the man had lost his pig and that it might have been roaming around in the broad ripple area so i decided to stop and assist him, because i know how devastating a loss of pet can be. I identified the white male subject from an indiana driver's license as james adam mcgrath, dob 1 /22/82. While i was speaking with mr. Mcgrath about his possible lost pig, i smelled a strong odor commonly associated with alcoholic beverages on his breath and person. His speech was also slightly slurred. I placed mr. Mcgrath under arrest for public intoxication and he was transported to the apc by a marion county jail wagon. I searched the entire broad ripple area and unfortunately was not able to locate any lost pigs. All of the above occurred in marion county, indianapolis, indiana.



Officer: ************************
operator: 07/08/2007 06:12 28010 ************impd
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: Bruce Brakel on May 25, 2011, 07:15:27 PM
Sounds like a report my friend's brother, Officer Dave Leach of the Traverse City police, would have written.  He used to have an extensive knick-knack collection of pigs.   ;D

Speaking of nonsense, Kiralyn and I are at work on making a launching array for photon torpedoes for the Grand Caravan.  Running power off the cigarette lighter it will have 4 or 5 light up toggle switches and maybe an amp meter.  The switches will not be wired to real photon torpedo tubes because you cannot get a license for those in Michigan.  We may also make an interchangeable face plate so that it can become the switches for James Bond gizmos like an oil slick, smoke screen, gattling gun, and ejector seat. 

We started work on the cover and tomorrow night we buy the electronics.  By Memorial Day, we should be ready to out-bluff any group of wussy Romulans we encounter. 
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: Chainmeister on May 26, 2011, 09:10:59 AM
Quote from: Bruce Brakel on May 25, 2011, 07:15:27 PM
Sounds like a report my friend's brother, Officer Dave Leach of the Traverse City police, would have written.  He used to have an extensive knick-knack collection of pigs.   ;D

Speaking of nonsense, Kiralyn and I are at work on making a launching array for photon torpedoes for the Grand Caravan.  Running power off the cigarette lighter it will have 4 or 5 light up toggle switches and maybe an amp meter.  The switches will not be wired to real photon torpedo tubes because you cannot get a license for those in Michigan.  We may also make an interchangeable face plate so that it can become the switches for James Bond gizmos like an oil slick, smoke screen, gattling gun, and ejector seat.  

We started work on the cover and tomorrow night we buy the electronics.  By Memorial Day, we should be ready to out-bluff any group of wussy Romulans we encounter.  

A little more of that activity and the local mental health facility may have to launch a tractor beam. :o
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: Tom McManus on January 20, 2012, 05:37:28 PM
This made me laugh out loud, numerous times:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/mis/2805437459.html
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: Tom McManus on January 31, 2012, 06:31:07 AM
DOG FOR  SALE:



A guy is driving  around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign  in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For  Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the  dog is in the backyard.


The guy goes  into the backyard and sees a  nice looking Labrador  retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he  asks.

'Yep,'  the Lab replies.


After  the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says  'So, what's your  story?'

The Lab looks up  and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could  talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government,  so I told the CIA.


In no time at  all they had me jetting from country to country,  sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because  no one figured a dog would be  eavesdropping.'

'I was one of  their most valuable spies for eight years  running...

But the jetting  around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any  younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at  the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near  suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some  incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of  medals.'
'I got married, had  a mess of puppies, and now  I'm just retired.'

The  guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants  for the dog.

'Ten  dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is  amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because  he's a Bullshitter .  He's never been out of the yard'   
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: Tom McManus on February 13, 2012, 12:53:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyUf7r_9yNs&feature=player_embedded
Title: Re: The Nonsense Thread
Post by: damonshort on July 10, 2012, 07:39:13 AM
some people take this game way too seriously...

http://bangordailynews.com/2012/07/09/news/police-beat/police-naked-brunswick-man-who-caused-disturbance-found-in-bottom-of-portable-toilet/?ref=latest