You know you are a D-Bag when you pick up someone's disc in the fairway and don't even look around to see if they are around.
you also know you are a D-Bag, when the people on the hole your waiting to drive on says clear on 12, but before I got the R out we heard the disc coming thru the trees right at us.
Maybe I was the D-Bag for throwing the disc back to them? ;D
You know you are a DB when you are playing in a group of 8 and do not let the person behind you play through.
You know you are a douchebag when you smash the window of my car to steal my disc golf bag when you could have just tried the unlock door handle.
You know you are a D-Bag of disc golf when you destroy a brand new bench.
You know you are a d bag when you skip a hole and cut in front of a group then slow them down.
You know you are a D-Bag when you write on baskets and tee signs. You're also a D-Bag if you put a sticker on every tee sign, basket, and garbage can.
Or write on benches or picnic tables.
If you Google your name and the first thing that comes up is a thread on a disc golf forum entitled with your name, stating that you "suck balls"...you might be a disc golf D Bag.
If you reside in Illinois, but play more than 15 WI events per year, wear Packers gear more than 360 days per year, and the last 4 letters of your name are "anus"....you might be a disc golf D Bag.
Quote from: Dan Michler on August 29, 2011, 09:15:29 AM
If you reside in Illinois, but play more than 15 WI events per year, wear Packers gear more than 360 days per year, and the last 4 letters of your name are "anus"....you might be a disc golf D Bag.
Let's set the record straight Dan Michler 50% tournaments in Wisc. 50% in Illinois
McManus 59% in Wisconsin 32% in Illinois, 4% Michigan, 4% Indiana
Pot calling the kettle black right there.
The last time I heard "anus" was third grade. Bravo Dan.
I am committed to Packer Gear 365 days a year while they are Super Bowl Champs. I love the smell of moth balls when on the rare occasion the bears go on a three game winning streak and everyone throws on their 85 bears shirts.
I would say DB for bouncing around divisions, the other stuff, not really.
BTW, nice offense, by going on the defense first- you ball sucker....
Quote from: Tom McManus on August 29, 2011, 11:23:12 AM
The last time I heard "anus" was third grade. Bravo Dan.
Glad I could send you on a trip down memory lane.
One more, and not aimed at Tom this time although he is definitely in the special needs class for disc finding...
If you are playing a practice round with friends on a hole with alot of rough and you proceed to throw multiple shots without paying much attention to where your discs are going....you might be a disc golf D Bag.
Quote from: Dan Michler on August 29, 2011, 12:27:39 PM
Quote from: Tom McManus on August 29, 2011, 11:23:12 AM
The last time I heard "anus" was third grade. Bravo Dan.
Glad I could send you on a trip down memory lane.
One more, and not aimed at Tom this time although he is definitely in the special needs class for disc finding...
If you are playing a practice round with friends on a hole with alot of rough and you proceed to throw multiple shots without paying much attention to where your discs are going....you might be a disc golf D Bag.
I am absolutely special needs when it comes to spotting discs. It limits the courses that I will go out and play. Dan is outstanding at spotting discs. We are at opposite ends of the spectrum.
If you have posted on this board more than a half dozen times, or are on here once a week without joining DISContinuum.
You know you are a D-Bag when you cannot walk you lazy arse to a garbage can and throw away your garbage. Instead it sits by the tee pad looking like shit!
You know you are a D-Bag when you go into the TD's house and steal his bag. You are a double DD-Bag when you steal his basket.
You get on the message board and complain about leagues not being available, then when there are leagues you don't bother showing up.