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[can't putt]

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Edit:  thought better of it

[airspuds]

she;s a keeper

[Jon Brakel]

Time is the thing that keeps everything from happening at once. She was the victim in a lapse of time. She was trying to say every word in her answer at once while also listening to the question! She was a good sport on the Today show this morning.

[Dan Michler]

i would not have been able to answer the question any better, however i think i could have made 1 coherent sentence.  that being said, she was hot as hell and i don't care wat she thinks about our lack of geographical knowledge.

[Bruce Brakel]

Without the original post this is like Jeopardy.

Who is Miss South Carolina?   

[discmonkey]

Dumber than a bucket of hair, box of rocks, and a can of playdoh.  How does she manage to stay alive?  She has to have live in help to help her with things like remembering to breath and putting her shoes on the right feet.  Hot or not, she's hogging my oxygen!!!

[rev rick]

She may be dumb, but does anyone remember who actually WON the pageant? Hint: not her.
This is the nature of fame these days.

[Jon Brakel]

Without the original post this is like Jeopardy.

Who is Miss South Carolina?   

Zap! The correct question is Who is Miss Teen South Carolina? I can assure you from watching her on the Today show that she is quite capable of breathing, tying her own shoes and even attending the higher educational institutions of this country. I am still quite confident that she was a victim of a lapse of time. I don't think any of us should be held accountable when time fails to do it's job of keeping every thing from happening at once!

She finished 3rd runner up. She's smart enough to know that 3rd runner up is 4th place! 

[J.R.]

I shouldn't, but I can't help myself.  Somehow it's even funnier with subtitles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WALIARHHLII

[can't putt]

Her Today Show interview

[Tom McManus]

Her Today Show interview

I heard it earlier today. But don't want to see the video.  I'm also not a big fan of slowing down at car wrecks.

[can't putt]

I'm also not a big fan of slowing down at car wrecks.

That's why I deleted my original link.  The Today Show segment linked above shows her in a better light, as Jon points out.

[Jon Brakel]

Her Today Show interview

I heard it earlier today. But don't want to see the video.  I'm also not a big fan of slowing down at car wrecks.

I agree but it's what all the kids are talking about on teh interwebs today!

[J.R.]

What can I say?  I'm a jerk. 

At least i don't like watching car wrecks.