Obama=? Baiden=? McCain=? Palin=?

[Arok]

Pretty funny stuff....


























okay thats enough for now, I cant stop laughing.....

[can't putt]

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
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BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: In what respect, Charley? Charley, Congress had allocated money to the other side of the road and Charley, I said, "Thanks, but no thanks." Charley, don't point out that I was for the bridge in 2006 and then I was against it. That is sexist. Or do you mean Charley, our proximity to the other side of the road. You can actually see the other side of the road from land here, Charley. That's why I'm an expert on the other side of the road, Charley.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken went to the other side of the road because. (Continued on pages 2-30.)

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay, too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like the other side. That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken 2008, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken 2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never crash or need to be rebooted.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

[Bruce Brakel]

Obama = Discraft
McCaine = Innova East

Seriously.  Discraft has an Obama sticker in the front window. 

[pdga#7648]

Obama = Discraft
McCaine = Innova East

Seriously.  Discraft has an Obama sticker in the front window. 

so true. Discraft is JUNK, and Innova is the best made.

[Mr. Thingdoer]

I agree about the comparison being true, but we have fundamental differences in our opinions.
Discraft Rocks and so does Obama!

Obama = Discraft
McCaine = Innova East

Seriously.  Discraft has an Obama sticker in the front window. 

so true. Discraft is JUNK, and Innova is the best made.

[Jon Brakel]

You all know that no good can come of this thread, right?

[pickax]

The thread started off with a redundant punch line that lacked originality, where would you expect it to go? 

[Chainmeister]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He went to retrieve his disc because he was throwing one of those ultralight Quest discs and it went OB. It had a Ralph Nader hotstamp.

[Bruce Brakel]

You all know that no good can come of this thread, right?

I try to stay out of political discussions on disc golf message boards for that reason.  I just thought the real-life comparison was interesting.  Large numbers of very liberal disc golfers are supporting a very conservative operation when they buy Innova, and thumbing their noses at a a very liberal operation when they don't buy Discraft. 

I hope the political debate does not become so heated that we need to switch to having a Democrat day and a Republican at the IOS.  I don't think that would split the field very well.    

A few years ago I successfully negotiated with the owner of the Ronald Reagan Viva La Revolucion art work to produce that on one disc, which I then sold to a customer in California.  I later heard that several of the Innova guys wanted one too.  I doubt I could sell any of those to the Discraft guys.