I'm on the juice

[Chainmeister]

I was listening to ESPN radio this morning and they had a golf guy on the line and were asking if drugs ie.steroids were an issue in golf.    He said "not at all." The conversation comes up but steroids would be bad for golf where your frame of mind and concentration are way more important than strength etc.  He said the dirty little secret of professional golf was beta blockers.  They lower the heart rate and presumably help keep a golfer calm. Hey, I've been on beta blockers since I almost went out of bounds on the course of life a couple years ago.http://discontinuum.org/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=26&topic=1689.0
I guess I have a competitive advantage.  When that putt goes awry, I can keep my compsoure and not blow up.  Maybe its the beta blockers, maybe its reading too much crap like Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance and the Peaceful Warrior, or maybe I thought it was a good putt for me and really didn't notice how bad it was.  In any case, I might need somebody to pee for me if they start drug testing at Worlds.

[Bruce Brakel]

I'll pee for you.  I've been off everything for a year now.  Oh, wait.  I was doing Tylenol with codeine when i had my earache.  My pee is probably tainted for a month or two now.

I'll tell you what's juiced though: my Rasmussen account.  Rasmussen has a monopoly money game where you can buy and sell futures on the presidential primaries.  Right now I'm seventh in the game out of over 2000 players and first in Michigan. 

Check it out:  http://markets.rasmussenreports.com/aav2/groups/

Fun game for that weird slice of the population that likes to follow politics and also knows how to trade in a futures market and is fine with playing with funny money.   

[can't putt]

I'm trying to get Sylvester Stalone to be my personal trainer.

[Bruce Brakel]

I'm trying to get Sylvester Stalone to be my personal trainer.

Sylvester Stallone is taking bio-engineered human growth hormone.  It is illegal to possess or use in most of your civilized parts of the world, but you can mail order it from China.  I read up on it a year ago when he got caught smuggling it into Australia.  It will kill him if he keeps on taking it.  I think it is called Jintropa.

Meanwhile, it turns out my Rasmussen account was illegally juiced too.  Apparently the folks at Rasmussen Markets determined that I benefited from someone else's illegal market manipulation.  I wasn't involved in their thing, but I've been divested of most of my funds.   :mad:  Until they update the leaderboard tonight I'll still be in seventh.

I'm just guessing though.  They have not sent me an e-mail explaining anything.  They just voided out the primaries I was profiting in and docked my account R$ 220,000 or so.

They must be taking management tips from the PDGA.   :grin:

[can't putt]

Sylvester Stallone is taking bio-engineered human growth hormone. 

That was the point, given the title of this thread.

[godzilla46]

Steroids in disc golf ? Ask the expert and retailer Mukey.   Mention the code of   tjdub26936 and get 15% of your first order and delivery usually occurs in 7 - 10  days .     

[skipache]

that code worked......

[Fox Metro Discer]

Hey,    that code only got me a really angry guy that told me they sold out and to go talk to the pharmacist that works at Walgreen's.

[Bruce Brakel]

For the couple of years before Iowa Worlds I was taking a human growth hormone releasing product.  This stuff is a blend of amino acids that maximizes your natural production of human growth hormone.  The stuff worked.  I was throwing farther than ever in 2004.  I quit taking it because I was not sure if it was safe. 

[Mukey]

Steroids in disc golf ? Ask the expert and retailer Mukey.   Mention the code of   tjdub26936 and get 15% of your first order and delivery usually occurs in 7 - 10  days .     

Anyone who has played with me knows I'm not on the juice   

Ron, watch out or I'll release your name in my report to the PDGA about my buyers     J/K!!