My arm aches..

[Mangler]

..I was tossing $28.00 ORC's at Adler Sunday and Right arm is toast.
Illinois Open Series for 05 is going to Rock ! Save your Green you can never pay too much for quality.

[Guest]

It's.. The DEVICE!!

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-Diron

[Bruce Brakel]

Rest.  If there is a good Fred Mitchell disciple in your area [and there is one in Evanston I heard] he could correct any alignment defects in the wrist or elbow that are contributing to the toastiness, but you would still need to rest.  He'd want to see you three times because unless you see someone good regularly, you have a myriad of ticking timebombs in your spinal mechanics.

My arm is charred.  I've been playing lefty for a month.  I'm almost as good as Kiralyn now.  We no longer have to think up whacky handicaps for me at Girls' league.  Girls draw me and they say, "Oooooh, he's no good.  Why do I always get the partner who is no good?"

I had a couple of lefty bombs today.  They went 175 feet easily, maybe 200.  I was regularly out driving Jenny.  It makes me feel like a total stud.

My guy says the arm will heal, but next time quit playing when it is lightly toasted.  If it is lightly toasted on one side from throwing RHBH, do NOT try to toast the otherside RHFH.  

[Dan Michler]

It was that Byron tourney that probably did you in     Can you still putt righthanded, or are you just a complete noncontributor to the poor girl who draws you?      

[Bruce Brakel]

It was that Byron tourney that probably did you in     Can you still putt righthanded, or are you just a complete noncontributor to the poor girl who draws you?  

It was definately the Byron thing.  I went out there like Wednesday and played some secretly, and then played about 20,000 feet on Friday in the tournament, and then another 20,000 feet Saturday in the tournament, and then we played the back nine again ready golf style setting the three player one cart time record!  And that record is going to stand for awhile too.  And then Sunday didn't we go somewhere and play some more?

I was still sore at the Homie but then I was thinking, "These entire two 18s have like what, six drives?  I can play deuce or die toasted."  

If I'm still playing lefty in 2005, is it more fair to me and everyone to get a new membership for my left arm?  Cuz if I have to tank my rating playing lefty and donate to whatever division I'm allowed to play in, I will play Intermediate when I get my right arm back.  Then it will be get even time.

[Bruce Brakel]

Outside 40 feet the need to get a birdie arm wrestles the need to feel pain to see which hand I'm using.  The need to feel pain is saying, "It's junior girl league.  Chill out."  And the need to birdie is saying, "Even with every whacky handicap they have ever thought up we've got a 182-3 record.  You don't take #4 just because you've got a little burn going in the right arm."  And then the need to feel pain says, "A little burn!  You can't grip a fork right handed!"  

Inside 30 I've been putting better than ever because it is about all I can practice at.  

[Dan Michler]

And then Sunday didn't we go somewhere and play some more?

Cass Benton and Kensington.  36 more holes baby!     Brett said that you never get tired so I didn't feel bad about wanting to play more Sunday because he seemed to be the only baby that was complaining about being tired    

[Bruce Brakel]

And then Sunday didn't we go somewhere and play some more?

Cass Benton and Kensington.  36 more holes baby!     Brett said that you never get tired so I didn't feel bad about wanting to play more Sunday because he seemed to be the only baby that was complaining about being tired  

Ahhh.  And it was actually 42 holes, because we played the letter holes too.  Did we finish with the illegal, over-the-road, practice hole at Kensington?  Or did we finish on #18?  

It was fun.  Don't feel badly for me.  I should have not played the Homie.  I did not want Michael Frame to sneak up and grab the obelisk, though, so I wanted to get in one more event.  

[airspuds]

to answer the original question

get married
your arm won't be that tired


dan should have a good cure for tired arm

hehehehehe
lol

[Bruce Brakel]

He did say he was "tossing," didn't he?  "Tossing" is Brittish slang for whatever airspuds was talking about.