The Nonsense Thread

[The Bogey Man]

 All you do is post nonsense, no point.

There is no topic, so dont stick to one, talk to people if you would like, but just keep it going by posting nonsense.

[The Bogey Man]

[The Bogey Man]

[The Bogey Man]

Werewolf Water Hazard...

[Bruce Brakel]

Took me a long time to see the werewolf

[The Bogey Man]

Took me awhile as well.

[DiscGolfSchodt]

Oh, I finally see it.

[The Bogey Man]

BANG DA CHAINS

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnxoEwv1fRc

[KenGmoney1]

Not as good as the video above.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ILDI-4eA7U&feature=related

[jasonc]

Not as good as the video above.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ILDI-4eA7U&feature=related

Not quite, but still good for a few laughs!

[pdga#7648]

here, this will bring alot more laughs!!

[The Bogey Man]

[smyith]

^^^ who is that?

[The Bogey Man]

Katy Perry

[jasonc]

Awesome 2 minute clip of a great 80's B-movie...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dd_X-C5g29o&feature=related

[Jon Brakel]

Indianapolis metropolitan police department

for public release



case report: 07-0104431

incident: 584 public intoxication



involvement: Subpoena officer #1
location: E 62nd st/n college av
occurred: 07/08/2007 03:26 to 07/08/2007 04:00
arrests: 1
person: 1
person involvement: Arr arrested
person name: Mcgrath,james a
race: W white
sex: M male
date of birth: ************
age: 25
address: *************
city, state, zip: Indianapolis in
home phone: ************
date of arrest: 07/08/2007
arrest location: E 62nd st/n college av, indianapolis
charge: 07.1-0005-0001-0003 public intoxication/mb




narrative: On 07/08/07, at approximately 0326 hours, i was traveling northbound in the 6100 block of n. College ave. In my fully marked impd police vehicle and in full uniform. I had my windows rolled down. I heard a male voice calling for a pig, he was saying 'suey! Piggy! Piggy!' i looked over and observed three white males and a white female walking southbound on the east side of n. College ave. One of the white males wearing blue jeans and a light colored buttoned up shirt looked directly at me with red glassy bloodshot eyes and said, 'suey piggy, piggy.' i was concerned that the man had lost his pig and that it might have been roaming around in the broad ripple area so i decided to stop and assist him, because i know how devastating a loss of pet can be. I identified the white male subject from an indiana driver's license as james adam mcgrath, dob 1 /22/82. While i was speaking with mr. Mcgrath about his possible lost pig, i smelled a strong odor commonly associated with alcoholic beverages on his breath and person. His speech was also slightly slurred. I placed mr. Mcgrath under arrest for public intoxication and he was transported to the apc by a marion county jail wagon. I searched the entire broad ripple area and unfortunately was not able to locate any lost pigs. All of the above occurred in marion county, indianapolis, indiana.



Officer: ************************
operator: 07/08/2007 06:12 28010 ************impd

[Bruce Brakel]

Sounds like a report my friend's brother, Officer Dave Leach of the Traverse City police, would have written.  He used to have an extensive knick-knack collection of pigs.  

Speaking of nonsense, Kiralyn and I are at work on making a launching array for photon torpedoes for the Grand Caravan.  Running power off the cigarette lighter it will have 4 or 5 light up toggle switches and maybe an amp meter.  The switches will not be wired to real photon torpedo tubes because you cannot get a license for those in Michigan.  We may also make an interchangeable face plate so that it can become the switches for James Bond gizmos like an oil slick, smoke screen, gattling gun, and ejector seat. 

We started work on the cover and tomorrow night we buy the electronics.  By Memorial Day, we should be ready to out-bluff any group of wussy Romulans we encounter. 

[Chainmeister]

Sounds like a report my friend's brother, Officer Dave Leach of the Traverse City police, would have written.  He used to have an extensive knick-knack collection of pigs.  

Speaking of nonsense, Kiralyn and I are at work on making a launching array for photon torpedoes for the Grand Caravan.  Running power off the cigarette lighter it will have 4 or 5 light up toggle switches and maybe an amp meter.  The switches will not be wired to real photon torpedo tubes because you cannot get a license for those in Michigan.  We may also make an interchangeable face plate so that it can become the switches for James Bond gizmos like an oil slick, smoke screen, gattling gun, and ejector seat.  

We started work on the cover and tomorrow night we buy the electronics.  By Memorial Day, we should be ready to out-bluff any group of wussy Romulans we encounter.  

A little more of that activity and the local mental health facility may have to launch a tractor beam.

[Tom McManus]

This made me laugh out loud, numerous times:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/doc/mis/2805437459.html

[Tom McManus]

DOG FOR  SALE:



A guy is driving  around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign  in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For  Sale 'He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the  dog is in the backyard.


The guy goes  into the backyard and sees a  nice looking Labrador  retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he  asks.

'Yep,'  the Lab replies.


After  the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says  'So, what's your  story?'

The Lab looks up  and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could  talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government,  so I told the CIA.


In no time at  all they had me jetting from country to country,  sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because  no one figured a dog would be  eavesdropping.'

'I was one of  their most valuable spies for eight years  running...

But the jetting  around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any  younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at  the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near  suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some  incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of  medals.'
'I got married, had  a mess of puppies, and now  I'm just retired.'

The  guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants  for the dog.

'Ten  dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is  amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because  he's a Bullshitter .  He's never been out of the yard'