You Know you are a DB of disc golf.

Started by CEValkyrie, August 26, 2011, 03:10:38 PM

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CEValkyrie

You know you are a D-Bag when you pick up someone's disc in the fairway and don't even look around to see if they are around.
Brett Comincioli
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pdga#7648

you also know you are a D-Bag, when the people on the hole your waiting to drive on says clear on 12, but before I got the R out we heard the disc coming thru the trees right at us.


Maybe I was the D-Bag for throwing the disc back to them?  ;D
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CEValkyrie

You know you are a DB when you are playing in a group of 8 and do not let the person behind you play through.
Brett Comincioli
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whitechocolate

You know you are a douchebag when you smash the window of my car to steal my disc golf bag when you could have just tried the unlock door handle.
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CEValkyrie

You know you are a D-Bag of disc golf when you destroy a brand new bench.
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CEValkyrie

You know you are a d bag when you skip a hole and cut in front of a group then slow them down.
Brett Comincioli
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CEValkyrie

You know you are a D-Bag when you write on baskets and tee signs. You're also a D-Bag if you put a sticker on every tee sign, basket, and garbage can.
Brett Comincioli
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DISContinuum DGC President

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Tom McManus


Dan Michler

If you Google your name and the first thing that comes up is a thread on a disc golf forum entitled with your name, stating that you "suck balls"...you might be a disc golf D Bag.
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Dan Michler

If you reside in Illinois, but play more than 15 WI events per year, wear Packers gear more than 360 days per year, and the last 4 letters of your name are "anus"....you might be a disc golf D Bag.
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Tom McManus

Quote from: Dan Michler on August 29, 2011, 09:15:29 AM
If you reside in Illinois, but play more than 15 WI events per year, wear Packers gear more than 360 days per year, and the last 4 letters of your name are "anus"....you might be a disc golf D Bag.

Let's set the record straight  Dan Michler 50% tournaments in Wisc. 50% in Illinois
McManus 59% in Wisconsin 32% in Illinois, 4% Michigan, 4% Indiana
Pot calling the kettle black right there.

The last time I heard "anus" was third grade. Bravo Dan.

I am committed to Packer Gear 365 days a year while they are Super Bowl Champs. I love the smell of moth balls when on the rare occasion the bears go on a three game winning streak and everyone throws on their 85 bears shirts.

I would say DB for bouncing around divisions, the other stuff, not really. 

BTW, nice offense, by going on the defense first- you ball sucker....










Dan Michler

Quote from: Tom McManus on August 29, 2011, 11:23:12 AM

The last time I heard "anus" was third grade. Bravo Dan.


Glad I could send you on a trip down memory lane.

One more, and not aimed at Tom this time although he is definitely in the special needs class for disc finding...

If you are playing a practice round with friends on a hole with alot of rough and you proceed to throw multiple shots without paying much attention to where your discs are going....you might be a disc golf D Bag.
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Tom McManus

Quote from: Dan Michler on August 29, 2011, 12:27:39 PM
Quote from: Tom McManus on August 29, 2011, 11:23:12 AM

The last time I heard "anus" was third grade. Bravo Dan.


Glad I could send you on a trip down memory lane.

One more, and not aimed at Tom this time although he is definitely in the special needs class for disc finding...

If you are playing a practice round with friends on a hole with alot of rough and you proceed to throw multiple shots without paying much attention to where your discs are going....you might be a disc golf D Bag.

I am absolutely special needs when it comes to spotting discs. It limits the courses that I will go out and play.   Dan is outstanding at spotting discs. We are at opposite ends of the spectrum.

Tom McManus

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CEValkyrie

You know you are a D-Bag when you cannot walk you lazy arse to a garbage can and throw away your garbage. Instead it sits by the tee pad looking like shit!
Brett Comincioli
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CEValkyrie

You know you are a D-Bag when you go into the TD's house and steal his bag. You are a double DD-Bag when you steal his basket.
Brett Comincioli
19325
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DISContinuum DGC President

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Tom McManus

You get on the message board and  complain about leagues not being available, then when there are leagues you don't bother showing up.