New Players---Disc Golf Post-Round BS

[tacimala]

I had a new addition this weekend:

A guy puked right as I released my putt.

[damonshort]

I had a new addition this weekend:

A guy puked right as I released my putt.

I often get the same reaction when I putt. Particularly lately.

[airspuds]

Vazquez said. "I felt pretty good out there. I had good command besides those pitches. I was throwing the ball where I wanted it and some pitches I didn't finish."


http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Get-that-man-a-prize-Yankees-Vazquez-hits-thre?urn=mlb-272071

[smyith]

personal favorite one to use:
"man i shot that poorly and i still made most my putts..." lol

a good one i heard once:
"If only hitting metal counted as being in"

[Dan Michler]

How about,

I split my fingernail causing me to throw OB and lose to a guy who is absolutely NOT my nemesis, despite what people are saying.

Another I've heard recently,

The wind only blew when it was my turn to throw.

[GerHollowell]

my bro out west is borderline pro level. ive heard SO many excuses come from his mouth its unreal ha
but i think the best was when he was a TD for his OWN tourney (toys for tots charity event), "I HATE being a TD because my focus is off the game and in the results" haha
it happens to everyone i tried tellin him, but he's not the type to listen. just picks up where he left off and kept going ha
Me on the otherhand, coming from a home course with tricky woods, my line was always "DANG TREE!!!"
haha
stay up frolfers!