Someone stole my lunch!

[WkeBrd3]

Ok, so I brought a lunch yesterday, left it overnight because a vendor came in and took me out to lunch. I go to get it today, and it's gone. This has happened a few times now, and I'm getting a little ticked. So I was wondering, what can I put on a sandwich, that when eaten, will make someone throw up?

[stpitner]

can I ask the stupid questions first?  was your first name, last init or last name along with date you put it in there on it anywhere?  They are about to do a fridge cleanout at my work tomorrow and those are the requirements in order to keep something from getting pitched.

Just leave some taco bell bean burrito's in your lunch bag... does the same trick just at the other end

[WkeBrd3]

Um, no, my name wasn't on it. We have a mini fridge here in the office for some of the office personnel (6 people).

[Mukey]

And you could always hide some hot-ass jalapenos in there.... whoever was  would be the culprit!

[tacimala]

or just tell everyone you work with to piss off and stop eating your lunch!

[Bruce Brakel]

Syrup of Epicac.  You can buy it at a drug store.  

[WkeBrd3]

or just tell everyone you work with to piss off and stop eating your lunch!

The problem isn't with the office staff, it's the 2nd shift manufacturing operators.

With that being said, the jalapenos will have no effect on them Mukey

[WkeBrd3]

Syrup of Epicac.  You can buy it at a drug store. 

Nice!

http://www.drugdigest.org/DD/DVH/Uses/0,3915,6158%7CIpecac,00.html

[WkeBrd3]

Another good idea presented to me from another forum:

Go get some chocolate laxatives. Melt them down in a pot on the stove. Then take some brownie mix. Substitute laxative chocolate for the real thing. Make brownies.

No one can resist brownies. Just take one to lunch everyday, and obviously make sure you don't eat it. If your lunch gets swiped they will have the tainted goods.

Look for anyone with a "stomach flu" the next day. Twisted Evil

[Mukey]

With that being said, the jalapenos will have no effect on them Mukey

I was gonna suggest the Exlax Brownies, but figured on something a bit less evil.

[WkeBrd3]

LOL, I was reminded of this:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=VLt5atoZSQA

[stpitner]

one of my favs.  a similar situation.... see attached.

[mirth]

Perhaps you should start taking your lunch home with you.

[pickax]

Let me get this straight. You're complaining that someone got a free lunch because you got a free lunch.

[WkeBrd3]

Let me get this straight. You're complaining that someone got a free lunch because you got a free lunch.

Yea, that's exactly what I'm saying...
Next time you're at a tournament and get a free disc, I'll just take one of your other ones, you know, since you got another one for free.

[Tom McManus]

Let me get this straight. You're complaining that someone got a free lunch because you got a free lunch.

Yea, that's exactly what I'm saying...
Next time you're at a tournament and get a free disc, I'll just take one of your other ones, you know, since you got another one for free.

Let's say I left my new disc laying around with no name and in plain site and someone took it. I would be pissed.  Then let's say I did it again and again and again and again, and then one more time and each time someone took my disc. I think I might not leave my discs laying around. Instead of doing the wrong thing and making someone sick, just take your lunch home with you or consider it gone.

[WkeBrd3]

I guess I'm just having a hard time dealing with the fact that people are 'stealing' from me. It's pretty sad that you can't trust the people you work with.

[Chainmeister]

When I first read your post my mind went into gear thinking of all the obnoxious things that could be done.  However, loaded brownies, or a loaded lunch can often bring about unforeseen consequences.  We often neglect negative possibilities in the endgame. (that's why we are mired in a foreign country right now-- ok cheap political statement over...) Some of the best really sick black comedies often revolve around people who didn't think about what might happen. 

I say just put a big note on your lunch letting your coworkers know you are looking and telling them to keep their fingers to themselves. It may work it may not, but nobody will get sick or worse and your original idea will not have morphed into...

For the next couple of months you can just let your lunch sit in your car.  Nature's refrigerator will be working for a while.

[stpitner]

my great-grandma once told me the story about how her brother would always steal the fruit from her lunch (you know, back when people still ate healthy).  She then decided one day to put some fake grapes in his lunch bag.  I guess he figured it out at school or wherever he was and wasn't too happy.  Some day after that, he decided to return the favor and put a fake banana in her lunch.  She was completely fooled.  She was fooled so much that she bit into the husk of the banana trying to peel it back.  It was only until after she bit it that she realized what had happened.  After telling me that story she would pull a banana out a basket of fake fruit she would always leave sitting on the table.  It was the close to 60-year old banana complete with teeth marks and all.

[can't putt]

The more elderly posters ( ) have given sage advice.  Take the high road, and take steps to identify your lunch or take it home at the end of the day ...

... after you have gotten some payback! 

1.) Chill some toothpaste, then use it to replace the creme filling in your Oreo cookies.
2.) Day 1, include some guacamole with your lunch ... Day 2, same ... Day 3, mix wasabi with guacamole
3.) Or if you really want to freak the guy out, include some soup in a styrofoam container.  Add a few drops of Methylene Blue (use sparingly) to the soup.  It'll turn the perps urine blue.